Sex Advice From BLOGGERS

Así es amigos, consejos sobre sexo por Bloggers. Y que es toda esta guarrada que pone uno aquí de ‘Sex Advice From’?. Pues que me hayo un día con este escrupuloso pero genial libro
de los autores de Sex Advice de

Y les dejo los comentarios correspondientes al capítulo de Bloggers.


  • What’s hotter: snarkiness or detached irony?
    [Laughs] Let’s say detache irony, because if I hear the word “snarky” one more time I’m gonna, like, slit my wrists and spray my blood all over Manhattan. I cannot stand that word.
  • Does detached irony work equally well for men and women?
    Well, you know, detached irony in men becomes this disaffected-disillusioned-guy thing-misunderstood, angry poet man or whatever. I’m not sure it comes off the same way. But there’s something kind of sexy about a jaded woman. But not a worn woman.
  • What are some tipos for making a moe video worthiy of being leaked on the internet?
    First of all, be as unattractive as possible, because people LOVE that. They have to see you looking your worst. It’s sad, but it’s true. Make sure you’re holding the handheld yourself. People tend to want that angle. Say a lot of really dumbe stuff. The more embarrassing it is, the better it is for the Internet. Also, make sure your partner (if you’re the more famous person) is totally anonymous. So everyone’s like, “Who the fuck is that?” And have lots of really nasty close-ups.
  • My boyfriend is freaky tall and I’m freaky not. Is there a sex position taht would put us crotch to crotch but also face to face?
    I’ve always had a problem with that because I’m really short and I’ve always dated really tall guys. Fabe to face and crotch to crotch, I think probably the best thing is him sitting on the couch and you getting on top.


  • What are some tips for leading a sex life that’s more like a celebrity?
    Always have a camera handy. Always have a few lesbians prgrammed in your cell phone. Or bisexual girls, they’re interchangeable. Make sure your drug dealer delivers. Have your Viagra-Fuck Viagra, that’s for losers-have your Cialis prescription by the bed.
  • What are some tips form making a home video worthy of being leaked on the Internet?
    You need to have more than one scene. It’s got to be somewhat professional, you know? Profesionally Amateur. If you look at the Paris video, the Chyna video, or the Pamela Anderson video, there were several scene strung togheter. You really have to commit to it. If you could even afford a director or cinematographer to help you, that would be great. Craiglist comes in very handy.
  • What’s the best public place to get busy?
    The roof of your apartment ceiling. Everybody’s done that. If you haven’t done it, you’re missing out.
  • What public place is cliché?
    A taxicab. If you’re gonna do it in any moving vehicle you might as well do it in one of those carriages in Central Park. At least then you could incorporate the horse in it somehow.
  • What’s the best way to get a blogger to go home with you?
    Tempt them with some advertising. Seriously.


  • My significant other of two years just started working out, dressing differently, and initiating more sex. I think this makeover was inspired by a hottie at work, and I just happen to be reaping the benefits. Should I just take them with a smile? Should I ask about it? Should I do anything else?
    You should enjoy it, but you should probably also start working out and dressing better. A little healthy competition, if that’s the right word, is a good thing in any relationship. As someone who gained maybe twenty pounds in the first year of my relationship… um, yeah, I’ve been there.
  • How can I disguise or diminish BDSM marks? (Bondage Damage of Sado/masoquism)
    I think anything that’s supposed to work for hickeys works for BDSM marks. So, the old cold spoon on the neck. Put a spoon in the freezer for a little while, then press the back of the spoon against the bruise. It’s just another kind of cold compress. But it actually does work.


  • What are some tips for making a home video worthy of being leaked on the Internet?
    Being leaked on R. Kelly found that out the hard way. I would say if you want to get leaked, you really might literally have to be leaked on.

  • What guidelines should I set up with my partner before making a sex tape?
    I think a lot of guys, if they have a partner who’s consenting to something like that, might think all bets are off an they can make whatever they’re watching on their computer at night. You should probably lay down ground rules: “Please don’t pull my hair out.” “Please don’t slap me in the face with your dick” (which I think is a favorite). Stuff like that.
  • What are the rules on kissing someone after giving them head?
    I guess it’s a personal preference. I know dudes who will storm out of the room angry if a girl tries to kiss them afterward. That’s not cool. She put in some work down there.
  • What about after licking ass?
    That might be a little different. But you know, if they’re willing to do that for you, you could give them a little peck afterward.

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